Ritual of Chaos - Deprecated Level Guide: 11-19

By: Damian Lampl - 12/5/2010 4:45:02 PM

Deprecated, Decapitated, Same Thing
I don't think it means what you think it means.

Unfortunately I wrote this well over a year ago and never finished the glyphs at the end so it's just a LITTLE out of date (although I did add some fun links I had no idea existed before like Razor Hill which is frickin amazing so YOU'RE WELCOME for including little gems like that).  But it's new reading material for you and that makes it new enough to post.  To make it up to you, I'll invite you to suck whatever body part of mine most interests you (no biting).


Ritual of Chaos - Level Guide: 10

By: Damian Lampl - 1/14/2010 11:01:46 PM

Big Blue and You
Trust me, we're not lost...

Honestly it's a miracle you've lasted this long.  No really, it's quite an achievement to ding Level 10.  They even put an achievement for it in the game.  Not kidding.

In some ways the training wheels have now been ripped off your tricycle and you're now tooling around on just three wheels!  Badass.  Pretty soon you'll graduate to a bicycle with training wheels and then who knows from there, maybe a unicycle or something awesome like that.  What?  Who doesn't like tooling around on a unicycle?

Level 10 brings about all sorts of new goodies and decisions.  Maybe not in that order but both definitely exist.  In addition to new spells, you're also going to land your next minion as well as your very first Talent Point.  There's so much going on right now your head just might explode.   ...   ......  ..........  Nope.  Damn.  Would have been cool.


Ritual of Chaos - Level Guide: 6-9

By: Damian Lampl - 9/25/2009 10:41:18 AM

Nightfall at Agamand Mills, Tirisfall Glades
No, really. It looks totally safe.

Sweet Aunt Jemima, you're Level SIX already! Wizzoot! Did you know it used to take eight full months to reach Level 6? It's true, look it up. You've only been playing for four hours and for three of those you were running into walls and jumping in place. Seems like only three levels and 500,000 words ago we were discussing the same phenomenon. Deja vu.


Ritual of Chaos - Level Guide: 1-5 Profession Supplement

By: Damian Lampl - 9/11/2009 3:05:52 PM

Tailoring Profession
What to choose. What to choose...

Now that you're Level 5 and already more than six percent of the way to the level cap, the professional world is now your pearl. No, sorry, it's your Small Barnacled Clam. Always seem to get those mixed up. At any rate, if you have enough copper saved up you can learn yourself some trade skills. As with spell rotations, there are no "wrong" professions for a warlock. You'll definitely see more benefit from some over others but Blizzard totally set things up so you can pretty much play the game the way you want. Genius, man. Pure genius.


Ritual of Chaos - Level Guide: 1-5

By: Damian Lampl - 8/21/2009 4:28:19 PM

<strong><em>Ritual of Chaos</em></strong> - Level Guide: 1-5
Awwwww, isn't he cute at Level 7?

After agonizing over your decision to roll an undead lock instead of any other class/race combination for all of the cast time of Curse of Agony, you're now watching the intro "cinematic" explaining how you were once alive and naturally a frickin human, bla, bla, bla. You were probably a mage, too. Blizzard went through the effort of writing one of those scripts for orcs, blood elves, gnomes, and yes, even humans, so it's only proper respect to acknowledge their existence. This is just inductive reasoning at its best but they probably made one for EVERY race they have in the game. Don't quote me on that, though, it's just wild and crazy speculation.

Now that the awesome voice-over-fly-by is done you can begin the daunting task of clicking a really annoying exclamation point flashing in front of your face. What's it tell you to do? Click on another exclamation point. Duh.


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