Skaynk: R.I.P. Homonyms

By: Damian Lampl - 11/19/2010 1:57:02 PM

The Homonyms
From left: Clytt, Nimf, Shyt, Sluhtz, Lezzi, Strippa, Skaynk, Teat, Tuat, Horre

Well, unfortunately Strippa and Shyt didn't pass the "inappropriate" test, either.  So ten toons got the name change hammer, all of them chicks.  I think Blizzard is sexist.


Skaynk: What's In A Name?

By: Damian Lampl - 11/16/2010 10:37:29 PM

There is no shit
Words only have the meanings we give them.

I am fucking livid right now.  I haven't had much of a chance to play lately and I'm trying to get Tripping the Rifts on as many toons as possible.  Well, tonight I tried signing in to do that for my blood elf paladin but was unable to.  Why?  I get a popup telling me she has been flagged for rename.


I've been playing since open beta somewhere around six years ago now.  I made this toon very near the beginning of The Burning Crusade expansion and that was almost FOUR YEARS AGO already.  I have never changed the name of this toon, meaning it's had the exact same name for that entire time.

But now all of a sudden it needs to be changed?  No.  I call bullshit.  It is in absolutely no way offensive to ANYONE on the planet and that's the only fucking excuse I can see Blizzard trying to throw in my general direction.  It is total, absolute, and complete BULLSHIT.


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